Worst Places to Find Age Appropriates

There are other places in this world (besides bars and restaurants) where Age InAppropriates roam. We try to avoid these locations at all costs. Here are some of the Worst (if you're seeking an Age Appropriate), in reverse alphabetical order.

Zog Sports Leagues: Dodgeball, kickball, wiffle ball, XXL T-shirts with thick collars. Enough said.

Times Square Events: Age Appropriates don't lock themselves into pens, even if there are bathrooms.

Street Fairs: Hot asphalt + crowds of sweaty people + $1 socks + papaya on a stick does not an Age Appropriate venue make.

L Train: It's tough to dodge the MTA, but of all the subway lines, this one is by far the most InAppropriate, especially when heading East of Union Square.

Long Lines (Anywhere): As we've mentioned before, Age Appropriates don't like to wait. Nightclubs, sample sales, Shake Shack...you know the drill.

Free SummerStage Shows: We like to believe that the AA are more financially stable than the AIA, hence the AA can't be bothered with free concerts. Or the long lines (see above) and crowds that come with free concerts.

Bleecker Street: You've been there. You get it. The real tragedy is that not even the West side is safe anymore.

 

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