Michael Jordan's The Steak House NYC
North and West balconies, Grand Central Terminal
As we previously mentioned, if you're not a Metro North commuter or someone meeting a commuter, you likely have an impressive relationship with alcohol if you hang out in the bars at Grand Central. One such gentleman, someone who has been Age Appropriate since 1960, was head over heels for Karina.
This is a man who regularly delivers such zingers as "I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother."
And "My mother was so protective she walked back and forth in front of me saying 'this is what it would look like if you were swinging.'"
And so forth.
Joe charmed us with one liners, stories of his professional hockey playing family, his love of skating, and his participation in the remodeling of Grand Central. He's an architect, you see, and he has eyes for blondes. In the hourish we spent with Joe, we met a handful of his drinking associates and watched numerous AA commuters quickly consume a beverage then bolt. Tourists lingered. We did not. We do, however, find Michael Jordan's to be a perfectly acceptable place for a drink. Or maybe two. But three is when you really should move along.
i forgot about joe!! i really can attract the octogenarian menfolk, right? on the other hand, cougar clearly does not apply to me ... so that's good...
Posted by: karina | January 28, 2010 at 10:11 AM
Seriously, everyone with AARP membership is into you. I look forward to seeing that play out during the SuperBowl. Speaking of, why is there no Felis concoloesque name when it's an older man drooling over a younger woman?
Posted by: Sara | January 28, 2010 at 12:27 PM
thanks. i feel pretty damned awesome now ...
Posted by: karina | January 28, 2010 at 01:32 PM
You should! You're Ashton Kutcher!
Posted by: Sara | January 28, 2010 at 02:04 PM
still not getting the compliment...
joe was no demi moore. husky voices aside and all ...
can't i at least be lauren bacall in this scenario?
Posted by: karina | January 28, 2010 at 05:16 PM
You can be Calista Flockhart
Posted by: Sara | January 28, 2010 at 06:45 PM
no. she's too tiny and weird looking. bacall.
Posted by: karina | January 29, 2010 at 11:09 AM
Indiana Jones.
Posted by: Sara | January 29, 2010 at 12:39 PM
cranky old man.
joe was nicer.
unless you're talking raiders of the lost ark indiana jones. i can live with that.
Posted by: karina | January 29, 2010 at 12:58 PM