City Hall Park, Manhattan

Monday, 11:30am

City Hall Park
Broadway, Park Row, and Chambers Street, Manhattan

You know we love love this City, even though we (well, Sara) recently lost an entire toenail which has completely changed her perspective on everything. Lost meaning there is no longer a nail on the toe. Well, there is a freaky baby nail. Eew. Why doesn't her toe hurt now, but it did hurt in January? It's so confusing.

What's not confusing is this - New York City is the greatest place in the world, even if we (well, Sara) recently had $980 stolen from her checking account in some sort of ATM fraud. Stolen meaning someone followed her $20 transaction (needed a little something for the OTB for the Derby) with 2 balance checks,  a $800 withdrawal (luckily for them the day prior was payday), a $100 withdrawal, and 2 $40 withdrawals. Eew. Why not take it all at once? Who even knew you could get $800 from an ATM?

What's not confusing is this: if we could marry the City, flaws and all, at City Hall, in the newly redesigned muni court chapel, we would, even with the rampant number of InAppropriates. And another thing, we apologize for being too busy to post daily. If you're angry with us, consider the toe, and the fact that the $980 is still out of the aforementioned account, pending investigation.

Comments

[daniel]

um, what?

[Sara Pepitone]

yup. these things happened. had she (he) tried to steal from me one week, or even three days earlier, I would have been sent into overdraft. I really, really, really hope she needed it for something important, like paying my rent.